A portrait of my nephew
by his Father
Mark Scott.
Friday, 6 December 2019
Thursday, 5 December 2019
Sunday, 24 November 2019
Manga heur 2.........
Eroica makes it to the interior of the
Amazon Jungle in search of a 'Downed'
space craft, Aliens to entertain....xxx.
Saturday, 2 November 2019
Fire up........
..........a dying star.
.........
........
..................for tomorrows children.
......
..
. xxx.
Friday, 1 November 2019
........everlasting........
............eternity &
............infinity
...........forever
..............
........
...
.
?
Thursday, 24 October 2019
He...........
.............died at his desk,
.............'the computer, 'clocked', IT,'
............staff removed his fore finger,
...........for 'access' to the smart phone.
..........Then had a few drinks an a laugh !
...................................................Then called an Ambulance?
.......................................segment from. 'The Life of a CEO'.
.........written by, 'anybody'.
...................
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..
Monday, 7 October 2019
Saturday, 5 October 2019
The trouble........
..........with me is?
..........I've always been
..........the wrong side of
..........the counter!!
Monday, 30 September 2019
Saturday, 28 September 2019
"It's them beans I eat for breakfast..........
.....This is a painting by Richard Dadd
just needed a laugh.
Sunday, 22 September 2019
Untitled............
Todays way of Purchase, barter
swap and delivery.
....................who needs a fucin shop
.........................unless it's got spirits and beers in it
.....................................................................an sum crisps!!
..................
Trading.......
..........'Soul'........trader
universal !!
........................credit
plenty of interesting jobs round here
establishments that don't let
any one in the door to buy !
..........
Begger's Belief ..........
...........I've always believed
.............in 'Private Enterprise.'
..........................................
..........................
............... .
British........???
...........A Sunday Meeting
..........."Gwuffen ssisp ecoli ?".........
............."Oui ! Mon Mun ! "...............
..........."Verbose wollen, heir ?".......
.............." Oui ! Mon Mun ! ..............
............"Sissped ? Encore ?"..........
.............."Oui !"...............................
" Olice Knobin, in out of, Satur night ?"....
"Year-rrr !" Rieart funn ?"....................
"Two left, Mun !"................................
"Okay !"
............."Did ya gan the moving 'Guissup'
.............sur La bargeflot, Frydee ?"..............
............."Naaa !"
............."Rois-Cop pop 'a la' Yuro tube
.............of an eve, Frydee ?......................
...............Naaa ! Him 'tossa'.....................
............."Transit Isle Mona......all soir ?"
..............."Qui, Mon Mun !"........................
............."Kumf ! We go ssip, 'Wild Swan' ?"......
..............."Naa ! Fuc ya ! I'mm off for wank toute sweet."
.............."Gan ya tummy horrow ! "
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Monday, 9 September 2019
Monday, 2 September 2019
Thursday, 22 August 2019
Fear........
............an art form
............the art of 'fucking'.
............To be honest,
............no one really has mastered it yet!
............Hence, the vast, open unpopulated
............wildernessess. Spaces of solitude on Earth.
............Where no person could live,
............by themselves for long.
.............For fear of beginning 'to talk',
.............whilst alone!
................................................He! He!
.................
....
Tuesday, 20 August 2019
Quick buck...........
..............right, thats it !
..............gotta make 'dough' !
..............gonna paint a painting of
..............some fuckin arse's bottom!
..............I'll get a dollar or two for it in a downtown bar
..............an stay there drinking for a good while.
.........................................................a fart for 'fuckin-art'.
..............
.....
Cleaners required...........
..............Wow!,
..............new Art Movement?,
.....................................of the bowel !
...................
...
Google..........
.............I don't need to place an Ad with google,
.............when I want the phone to ring!
.............I go sit on the toilet.
...........................xxx.
Sunday, 18 August 2019
Marmalade....................
..............marmalade shit she had
..............an I was very fond of her
.............for near on twenty year
.............she ran away with a 'Baker' in the end
.............for she liked his 'French Loaf'
...............................He's dead now, she's on pills
...................................................and I just 'eat my own words'
...............carbohydrates an all that.
...........................................................thats life, up 'North'
..............shame init!
................
....
............woman
.............a 'Freudian Slip' it in
.............with a banana
............................very good for all concerned.
............
...
.............but "watch the ice!"
........
..
................do
.................don't ask why?
.................state "Why not!"
.............................................., an crack on with stuff!
................For none of us, have the time, to ponder
.......................Today'
....................
....
Shanty song............
.............."Bobby Shaft her's' gone to sea,
..............heel cum back und
..............Mary me!
.............Bobby, Bobby Shaft? Toe?"
...............
.....
You've gotta......
..........it does'c*nt matter where you are
..........in the World,
.........you've gotta
..........understand English!; or you're 'fucked'!!
.............................................................................so speak 'Swahili'.
.................
.....
Model aero-'bar'........
............The Woman
...........if I could call her that!
..........used to look after my wallet back home
..........whilst I was in the 'boozer' with shillings.
..........'Z', her 'Nick' name
..........also kept my tins of paint clean and
..........to hand
..........ready for use when the moment
..........arose.
................................you can call it 'inspiration'
..........if you like?
The Artists Return, after being Sick-ert !
............. xxx.
Tuesday, 30 July 2019
My Cock.......
...........my cock does what it sais on the tin?
...........'shake well before use!'..... .
..........
Friday, 26 July 2019
Epitomie of...........2010-2015
............"can you lend me your wallet?,
............you can have it back later"?
Wednesday, 24 July 2019
Friday, 19 July 2019
BMA Discourse.........
Paix is for Peace.......
...........right! I've decided to be as good as gold,
............especially as I don't have any!
...........Gold that is??
...........Which is why I get angry sometimes!
...........Life isn't all about money though.
...........It's about work??
...........Or 'the lack of it',
..........under the nurturing wing of recent Governments!
...........I had a job 'Once',
...........but couldn't keep up with Union Payments,
...........due to chronic alcoholism, cigarette abuse an
...........generally being 'a wit'.
...........I was constantly being told to,
...........'pull my self together',
...........an 'snap out of it',
...........and so on an so forth.
...........Then, one day it happened!
...........'DISCHARGE'!
............Discharged from the Navy,
............discharged from the Asylum,
............an discharged from the 'cell' I kept my self in!
............So I was rushed to the general hospital.....
............suffering from discharge!
............you know what I mean?
............'Willy Warming' stuff,
............an put on a course of antibiotics, for being corse!
............now I haven't got a bad 'boner' in my body,
............great stuff.......eh?, an it still is!
Wednesday, 10 July 2019
job position available........
WANTED
.............a man, or women?........must have a G.S.O.H.
.............and like cucumber an mayo sandwich's
.............to prepare breakfasts on a daily basis.
.............Also must be a 'dab' hand at unblocking our loo.
.............'our' being the cat & I.
.............You won't get paid for it, but never mind?
Photo of the 'Pussy'
in question
..............first to pip the post gets the position!
.............Many thanks.
Monday, 10 June 2019
24/7..an we look at the dark, outside..
........but inside we have a plastered
........WHITE WALL.................
........that someone found interesting
........when he painted it
.........must be a number of years ago now
.........I still have the receipt for the 'job'
.........in my hand, yellow with tobacco vapour,
.........but this is a painting of the wall inside, 'job?'
...............................it took me all of 5 years to paint on canvas
..............................it took the decorator a day??
.............................thats what he called himself
.............................a PAINTER an decorator
.............................I consider myself a piss artist
.............................thats worse, so obviously I'm better off
...........................no 'book's to keep, profit an loss an stuff
..........................what are they? The boys in the bar say?
..........................something to do with the Library, Up Town?
.........................
........................no! Stop! Get a hold lads, it's E Books now
......................there is a light inside the thing
.....................look at it too long, an you go blind? I say?
.....................go on be off with ya! Is the reply
.....................blind books!!!!
.................WHO THE FUCKIN HELL CAN READ THEM
..............................when they are switched OFF...
..........................................................................
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...............
....
Go to sleep now, I say!!......
it won't last long
then there is work tomorrow
a dream, half snatched of your future
............................Dead on arrival, D.O.A.
.......................may be then you will consider your self lucky?
.........................you got that big break you've always been looking for
time to your self?
...........................................an a heaven so pure, you can see through
...........................................the gold on the paved boulevards
.............................we call them streets round ere?
.................................plenty of dog shit about on them
.....................................know what I mean???...
.............
...... or do you?? !!!
P.S........
...........not as in 'post script'
..........but as in 'post mortem'
..........I haven't eaten in two weeks
.........doin all this Google shit
.........but I'm still sit-in on the 'John'
.............WHERES IT STILL COMIN FROM
...................Me Pills???
.......goodnight !!!....
........
Right thats it........
.........time to close shop
.........it's 6 p.m.
.........time to chill
.........put on sum sounds
........you know
.......a bit of vinyl
........goes round an round
........with a needle
.......that reminds me
.......wheres that vial of anaesthetic an syringe
......itl'l be bed time soon, beauty sleep an all that
......I live a busy life
.......and am Important
.......to myself
.......................laughing gas or what?...........
..................good evening folks .......
.........Tomorrow then.......
...........
Dusky evening........
...........gettin a bit dark round ere
..........people coming out of the only office in town
..........lots of them in suits
..........getting in their cars. grid locked roads
.........in the office there is a water dispensed
.........rumour goes round they buy an sell houses
.........they have a guy that paints
..........FOR SALE signs
..........they don't pay him
..........just knock him about 'a bit'
.........rumour also went around the other week
........their was a pavement artist on the high street
........some one took a photo of his work
.......an passed it on to me (the manager kid)
...............this is the photo
................................I had it framed
................the pavement artist said it was a night scene
................moons, clouds stars an stuff. An that he fell in luv with it
...............ripped up the concrete slab, an took it home with him to show
................ his MOTHER!................the police were around the next day.
...............about non payment of rent due
......................The police don't give a fuc about concrete slabs
..............especially if they have artwork on them........xxx.
Club BEAT rap disco........
............some guy in Barnsley presses a button on his Device
........... a mobile whilst on the street in the rain
...........CALIFORNIAN disco revival
...........old batch of L.S.D.
...........found, that had not passed it's sell by date
...........club erected in dead film stars memory,
...........(fuckin tiny place to put it, and it Ain;t gonna last long either?)
..........phycadelic neon imagery flashes across the screen on the mobile
..........and the guy in Barnsley gets violent
...........head butting mood
..........so he gets out of the rain
...........into the pub
.........for a couple of mugs
..........of white lightning cider
CLUB WALL PAINTING.....................
CALIFORNIA...................................
CIRCA 35,000 B.C..........................
ARTIST.....anon, and fuckin crap!
...................
Old Woman's Weekly.......
..........MEANWHILE
..........at the doctors in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire
..........a trans- sexual tart, aged 62
..........one of the first for such a thing, way back when?
.........is checkin out a a rather 'nice' little periodical
.........amongst the other interesting? magazines on the
.........ornate breeze block table
.........'View of Wheatly Hill Side Village' by 'arNOLD'
.........a remote and yet undiscovered quaintness
........was on the front cove. Tranny gave the gloss a bit of a rub
.........and got quite carried away, xxx,
........Untill the nurse arrived...an trannies heart sank
........"the doctor will see you now"
........H.I.V.
.......heavy goods vehicle
.......driving license
.......always at the back of ones mind in these 'WILD' parts
Meanwhile in Tenerife ........
...........people are lazin about on the sand black beaches
...........oilin themselves up in the barmy heat
...........an pottering about in boats at the waters edge
...........crazy golf, beef burgers an a condominium 'Share'
...........ceramic tiled floor in the apartment
...........double fold away bed with clean pink sheets
...........for a bit of 'You no what?'
......................when it gets....
.......................a bit cooler..
........................later on..
......................when the..
.........................kids..
.....................are asleep..
........................?.....
'Starry Night' view from apartment
window.
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