Monday, 10 June 2019

24/7..an we look at the dark, outside..



........but inside we have a plastered

........WHITE WALL.................

........that someone found interesting

........when he painted it

.........must be a number of years ago now

.........I still have the receipt for the 'job'

.........in my hand, yellow with tobacco vapour, 



.........but this is a painting of the wall inside, 'job?'




...............................it took me all of 5 years to paint on canvas

..............................it took the decorator a day??

.............................thats what he called himself

.............................a PAINTER an decorator


.............................I consider myself a piss artist

.............................thats worse, so obviously I'm better off

...........................no 'book's to keep, profit an loss an stuff

..........................what are they? The boys in the bar say?

..........................something to do with the Library, Up Town?

.........................

........................no! Stop! Get a hold lads, it's E Books now

......................there is a light inside the thing

.....................look at it too long, an you go blind? I say?

.....................go on be off with ya! Is the reply

.....................blind books!!!!




.................WHO THE FUCKIN HELL CAN READ THEM

..............................when they are switched OFF...

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                                    ....



                     Go to sleep now, I say!!......

                          it won't last long

                               then there is work tomorrow

                                     a dream, half snatched of your future 



............................Dead on arrival, D.O.A.

.......................may be then you will consider your self lucky?

.........................you got that big break you've always been looking for

                                              time to your self?

...........................................an a heaven so pure, you can see through 

...........................................the gold on the paved boulevards 


.............................we call them streets round ere?

.................................plenty of dog shit about on them

 .....................................know what I mean???...

                                               .............

                                                 ......                                 or do you?? !!!


P.S........


...........not as in 'post script'

..........but as in 'post mortem'



..........I haven't eaten in two weeks

.........doin all this Google shit



.........but I'm still sit-in on the 'John'




.............WHERES IT STILL COMIN FROM

...................Me Pills???



             .......goodnight !!!....

                        ........

Right thats it........



.........time to close shop

.........it's 6 p.m.

.........time to chill

.........put on sum sounds

........you know

.......a bit of vinyl

........goes round an round

........with a needle



.......that reminds me

.......wheres that vial of anaesthetic an syringe



......itl'l be bed time soon, beauty sleep an all that

......I live a busy life

.......and am Important


.......to myself



           .......................laughing gas or what?...........


                   ..................good evening folks .......




                           .........Tomorrow then.......

                                         ...........

Dusky evening........



...........gettin a bit dark round ere

..........people coming out of the only office in town

..........lots of them in suits 

..........getting in their cars. grid locked roads

.........in the office there is a water dispensed 

.........rumour goes round they buy an sell houses

.........they have a guy that paints

..........FOR SALE signs

..........they don't pay him

..........just knock him about 'a bit'



.........rumour also went around the other week

........their was a pavement artist on the high street

........some one took a photo of his work

.......an passed it on to me (the manager kid)

...............this is the photo




................................I had it framed

................the pavement artist said it was a night scene

................moons, clouds stars an stuff. An that he fell in luv with it

...............ripped up the concrete slab, an took it home with him to show

................ his MOTHER!................the police were around the next day.

...............about non payment of rent due

......................The police don't give a fuc about concrete slabs

..............especially if they have artwork on them........xxx.

Club BEAT rap disco........



............some guy in Barnsley presses a button on his Device

........... a mobile whilst on the street in the rain

...........CALIFORNIAN disco revival

...........old batch of L.S.D.

...........found, that had not passed it's sell by date

...........club erected in dead film stars memory,

...........(fuckin tiny place to put it, and it Ain;t gonna last long either?)

..........phycadelic neon imagery flashes across the screen on the mobile

..........and the guy in Barnsley gets violent

...........head butting mood

..........so he gets out of the rain

...........into the pub

.........for a couple of mugs



..........of white lightning cider




                             CLUB WALL PAINTING.....................

                             CALIFORNIA...................................

                             CIRCA 35,000 B.C..........................

                             ARTIST.....anon, and fuckin crap!

                                            ...................

Old Woman's Weekly.......



..........MEANWHILE

..........at the doctors in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire

..........a trans- sexual tart, aged 62

..........one of the first for such a thing, way back when?

.........is checkin out a a rather 'nice' little periodical

.........amongst the other interesting? magazines on the

.........ornate breeze block table

.........'View of Wheatly Hill Side Village' by 'arNOLD'

.........a remote and yet undiscovered quaintness 

........was on the front cove. Tranny gave the gloss a bit of a rub

.........and got quite carried away, xxx,

........Untill the nurse arrived...an trannies heart sank

........"the doctor will see you now"

........H.I.V.

.......heavy goods vehicle 

.......driving license 

.......always at the back of ones mind in these 'WILD' parts



Meanwhile in Tenerife ........



...........people are lazin about on the sand black beaches

...........oilin themselves up in the barmy heat

...........an pottering about in boats at the waters edge 

...........crazy golf, beef burgers an a condominium 'Share'

...........ceramic tiled floor in the apartment

...........double fold away bed with clean pink sheets

...........for a bit of 'You no what?'

......................when it gets....

.......................a bit cooler..

........................later on..

......................when the..

.........................kids..

.....................are asleep..

........................?.....




                                  'Starry Night' view from apartment
                                                      window.

                                                ..........................

                                                         ......

Further announcement.......



............volcanos erupt

...........molten magma rains upon villagers 

..........reporters at the scene spoke of trembling shaky camera imagery

..........

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.......especially when you click on the painting

.......to enlarge it

......what kind of duff camera was that?

.......an Olympus water-proof thing?

.......in the desert in the middle of Rwanda?

....................I want my........................

.......................MONEY........................

.......................back!!......................

                     ................

                         .....

We interrupt this..........






........news item

.......breaking story 

......in Africa an 

......EARTHQUAKE !

......appalling loss of life

......    

Self Portrait 2019.........







                      Look at the detail. Very life like isn't it. Skin tones

                subtley applied, an the rendition of the eyes, a deep 

               blue with glassy reflections of a high light in white!

                But it's the smile that makes this painting, so happy

               an stern at the same time. Any relation to 'Winny-ie'.

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Raining and Overcast today.....


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Sunshine Design.....






         Yes it's all very good isn't it! Semi-geometrical an stuff.
       
      Pretty colours an stuff. Even can afford a white frame !?

      But I'd rather look at one of them women you get on 'Bing'
   
      when I am alone on me own of a night. Lit up from behind,

      an jumpin out of the screen with her stuff up front an in your

      face! Very nice gets your heart pumpin, doesn't it...............

      ...................................................................an stuff !!!!!!!



                           Who was the Artist an what

                               century did he live in?

Sunday, 9 June 2019

Harvest Time for Carrot Wine.......




......so when you get your 'get out of jail free' card, get some simple job. Possibly as a farm labourer in the fields of Yorkshire next to the processing factory, you'll soon forget the hard times , with copious amounts of select beverages, brewed!...........xxx.

Sunday Sermon..........



.........It is a police officer's 'Duty' to take certain people out of society, 

possibly for good! Man is a passionate, inherently social animal. So 

then, obviously, they, the police, are going to have a 'problem' with 

this, and someone usually gets hurt! Some alarmingly so! It's all very 

sad.