My Cock.......

...........my cock does what it sais on the tin?

...........'shake well before use!'..... .

                        ..........

Epitomie of...........2010-2015

............"can you lend me your wallet?,

............you can have it back later"?

Watch out.......

..........watch out folks, your wife's got a husband?

BMA Discourse.........

                                                  Paix is for Peace.......


...........right! I've decided to be as good as gold,

............especially as I don't have any!

...........Gold that is??


...........Which is why I get angry sometimes!



...........Life isn't all about money though.

...........It's about work??

...........Or 'the lack of it', 

..........under the nurturing wing of recent Governments!


...........I had a job 'Once',

...........but couldn't keep up with Union Payments,

...........due to chronic alcoholism, cigarette abuse an

...........generally being 'a wit'.



...........I was constantly being told to,

...........'pull my self together',

...........an 'snap out of it',

...........and so on an so forth.


...........Then, one day it happened!

...........'DISCHARGE'!

............Discharged from the Navy,

............discharged from the Asylum,

............an discharged from the 'cell' I kept my self in!

............So I was rushed to the general hospital.....

............suffering from discharge!

............you know what I mean?

............'Willy Warming' stuff,

............an put on a course of antibiotics, for being corse!


............now I haven't got a bad 'boner' in my body,

............great stuff.......eh?, an it still is!

job position available........

WANTED

.............a man, or women?........must have a G.S.O.H.

.............and like cucumber an mayo sandwich's

.............to prepare breakfasts on a daily basis.

.............Also must be a 'dab' hand at unblocking our loo.


.............'our' being the cat & I.


.............You won't get paid for it, but never mind?

                               Photo of the 'Pussy'
                                    in question


..............first to pip the post gets the position!

.............Many thanks.