My Cock.......

...........my cock does what it sais on the tin?

...........'shake well before use!'..... .

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Epitomie of...........2010-2015

............"can you lend me your wallet?,

............you can have it back later"?

Watch out.......

..........watch out folks, your wife's got a husband?

BMA Discourse.........

                                                  Paix is for Peace.......


...........right! I've decided to be as good as gold,

............especially as I don't have any!

...........Gold that is??


...........Which is why I get angry sometimes!



...........Life isn't all about money though.

...........It's about work??

...........Or 'the lack of it', 

..........under the nurturing wing of recent Governments!


...........I had a job 'Once',

...........but couldn't keep up with Union Payments,

...........due to chronic alcoholism, cigarette abuse an

...........generally being 'a wit'.



...........I was constantly being told to,

...........'pull my self together',

...........an 'snap out of it',

...........and so on an so forth.


...........Then, one day it happened!

...........'DISCHARGE'!

............Discharged from the Navy,

............discharged from the Asylum,

............an discharged from the 'cell' I kept my self in!

............So I was rushed to the general hospital.....

............suffering from discharge!

............you know what I mean?

............'Willy Warming' stuff,

............an put on a course of antibiotics, for being corse!


............now I haven't got a bad 'boner' in my body,

............great stuff.......eh?, an it still is!

job position available........

WANTED

.............a man, or women?........must have a G.S.O.H.

.............and like cucumber an mayo sandwich's

.............to prepare breakfasts on a daily basis.

.............Also must be a 'dab' hand at unblocking our loo.


.............'our' being the cat & I.


.............You won't get paid for it, but never mind?

                               Photo of the 'Pussy'
                                    in question


..............first to pip the post gets the position!

.............Many thanks.

24/7..an we look at the dark, outside..

........but inside we have a plastered

........WHITE WALL.................

........that someone found interesting

........when he painted it

.........must be a number of years ago now

.........I still have the receipt for the 'job'

.........in my hand, yellow with tobacco vapour, 



.........but this is a painting of the wall inside, 'job?'

...............................it took me all of 5 years to paint on canvas

..............................it took the decorator a day??

.............................thats what he called himself

.............................a PAINTER an decorator


.............................I consider myself a piss artist

.............................thats worse, so obviously I'm better off

...........................no 'book's to keep, profit an loss an stuff

..........................what are they? The boys in the bar say?

..........................something to do with the Library, Up Town?

.........................

........................no! Stop! Get a hold lads, it's E Books now

......................there is a light inside the thing

.....................look at it too long, an you go blind? I say?

.....................go on be off with ya! Is the reply

.....................blind books!!!!




.................WHO THE FUCKIN HELL CAN READ THEM

..............................when they are switched OFF...

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                     Go to sleep now, I say!!......

                          it won't last long

                               then there is work tomorrow

                                     a dream, half snatched of your future 



............................Dead on arrival, D.O.A.

.......................may be then you will consider your self lucky?

.........................you got that big break you've always been looking for

                                              time to your self?

...........................................an a heaven so pure, you can see through 

...........................................the gold on the paved boulevards 


.............................we call them streets round ere?

.................................plenty of dog shit about on them

 .....................................know what I mean???...

                                               .............

                                                 ......                                 or do you?? !!!

P.S........

...........not as in 'post script'

..........but as in 'post mortem'



..........I haven't eaten in two weeks

.........doin all this Google shit



.........but I'm still sit-in on the 'John'




.............WHERES IT STILL COMIN FROM

...................Me Pills???



             .......goodnight !!!....

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